This is a story about a man named Ginger Ale. Ginger was a magical being that has searched the world for adventure. Unfortunately Ginger was a traveler and didn’t have a home. But he did have a staff of power. He would use it for slaying monsters and fighting beasts. But for now he just used it to help him walk.
He has been searching six thousand nine hundred days. Ginger is 123,958,840 years old. He is nice. But he doesn’t have any friends. His mom and dad died from a war. Ginger has educated himself for 11,546 months.